So yesterday I was on my way to work and noticed a little tiny hole in my leggings. I honestly didn’t think anything of it at first until I got to my office and looked down. I totally underestimated how big the hole was and by the time I could do anything the hole had just gotten ridiculously bigger, so big there was no possible way for me to conceal it.
Any-how I quickly snuck out of work and ran to the nearest Walmart (since it’s the only place that would sell leggings at 8:00 in the morning. I finally got there and quickly ran to the women’s section. The sales associate women that was stacking clothes away at the time (lets just call her Julie for name sake) looked at me, she clearly noticed the giant crotch whole, and I could tell she was trying hard not to laugh; it was totally humiliating but oh well its only a crotch hole right ? could happen to anyone …. Right ?
So with great shame i’m standing there with my thighs tightly squeezed together trying my best to conceal the the gigantic formidable tear that was totally destroying my street cred at Walmart. Julie asked if I needed assistance with a huge grin on her face … I asked her where I could find some leggings so she directed me to the children’s section lol, because clearly I look like a 12 year old! Anyway I just said thanks to avoid any more embarrassment and pretended to shop around in the kiddies section until she left. I hurried around to the women’s section and finally found a pair of jegging’s but they only had women’s size 12-14, and by now it was like hitting 8:20 and I needed to get back to work, so out of haste I just thought F*ck it ! picked it up and ran to check out.
However, Walmart being Walmart and me being me…. I got lost! lol ( If you know me by now, you’ll know its not the first time this has happened). But I found myself in the jewelry section, at first I was like Meh! who wants to buy jewelry from Walmart ?! and then I saw these babies ….
I scampered over the the jewelry and as soon as I saw the price I kinda lost the plot. They were on sale for $5 so clearly I had to buy them all! I not only wanted the statement necklace but I wanted one in every color I could get my hands on. At this point I kinda new that I wasn’t just going to leave with a pair of jegging’s in my hand. So I caved and walked out with a bag full of necklaces. But to be fair, I did feel better about my day, and honestly couldn’t wait to share my statement necklaces with y’all.
Moral of the story:
There’s always a silver lining behind every dark cloud
... or should I say in my pants!